Pansmione is the ship of Hermione Granger and Pansy Parkinson. Yes, the muggleborn genius and the girl who hangs around Draco as he says slurs.
Little Bits of Fic
- Can We Have The Bill Please? words: 1,413 (3/5)
Pansy has lunch with Draco and chat a bit about the married life. - Cool Walls, Warm Thighs words: 11,614 (4/5)
Hermione is a bit annoyed by her friends' (Draco and Harry) guest, Pansy. - Fiddlesticks words: 8,572 (3/5)
Pansy and Hermione get trapped in a puzzle book. - Firewhiskey and Werewolf tea words: 2,883 (5/5)
Hermione, while ill, believes she's married to Pansy. Pansy decides to roll with it. - A Garland of Pansies words: 8,251 (5/5)
Florist Pansy has a regular customer, Hermione Granger. - Hermione Granger's 12 Step Guide to Getting Along With Pansy Parkinson ⚠️ words: 4,030 (5/5)
Ongoing series of little fics. - Kissing Pansy Parkinson words: 2,185 (4/5)
Title explains almost everything. - Slytherin Altruism words: 4,325 (4/5)
Hermione gets stood up by Ron, thankfully Pansy is there. - Trust A Few words: 13,246 (4/5)
Hermione needs a fake girlfriend to bring home for Christmas, thankfully Pansy is willing to help.
medium length fics, the ongoing ones might grow up to be big fics.
- The Artist's Secrets words: 15,623 (3/5)
Hermione has to interview the mysterious artist, P. Pearson (lol). - Dawn words: 15,377
Hermione and Pansy timetravel to prevent their doomed future. - Perfectionism and Appearances words: 50,018 (4/5)
Honestly if its tagged slow burn, i'll automatically enjoy it. But Pansy decides to try being nice to the girl she secretly likes, what a novel idea! - sometimes you amaze me words: 54,289 (3/5)
Hermione is running for election and polling shows that the people don't like her being single. Thankfully Pansy is available to pretend to be her girlfriend. - Speaking in Flowers words: 27,730 (5/5)
Lately, whereever Hermione looks, there's Pansy. - Unkissed ⚠️ words: 68,844 (?/5)
In year 8, 'straight' girl Pansy is trying to get herself a wife, specifically noted 'straight' girl Hermione. This one is baffling, what the hell is going on.
Long as Fuck Fanfics
- The Archivist words: 204,254 (3/5)
Pansy isn't looking forward to her upcoming marriage to Draco, but at least she's got a new job to distract her (its Pansmione!). - a red rose grew up out of ice frozen ground words: 315,813 (5/5)
You Got Mail nut at Hogwarts, I found this one pretty cute, especially when its Pansy desperately trying to get Hermione to not hate her.
Abandoned
- Written in the Stars ⚠️ words: 14,351 (5/5)
Year 8 and Slytherins have the best drinking games and everyone is gay.
yeah there's smut.
- burning into the night words: 3,541 (5/5)
Pansy straps Hermione. - Inkling words: 9,207 (4/5)
Hermione is trying to find some gay girls to date, everyone keeps asking her if she's met Pansy. - Only 12 Months words: 82,836 (4/5)
After the war, in their eighth year of Hogwarts, Pansy and Hermione get assigned as roommates. Cute but also filth. - Sharp kisses, soft bites words: 10,677 (3/5)
Hermione is turned into a vampire! hopefully Dr Pansy can help.