So I decided to look transfem Harry Potter fanfiction up as a joke and now I'm suddenly reading about 50 million words about biffle snatches or whatever these dumb magic words are. I'm such a fucking idiot. I've also moved into HP fanfics that aren't just that, so I'm gonna have to organize these all somehow.
Little guide to my notes by the fanfic names:
- 🏳️⚧️ there's a focus on transgender identities.
- ⚠️ Its unfinished and hopefully still ongoing.
- (#/5) my very informal, yet legally binding rating (fyi 2 is okay).
The other pages
So I started reading too much and I'm having to split parts of this list off to other pages. Seriously, I have a problem. Help.
- Pansmione fics: easily my favorite ship in this cursed fandom.
- Inwardtransience fics: a writer whose works have conssumed my every waking thought.
the tiniest fics (sub 1k words)
- getting no signal 🏳️⚧️ words: 891
Little bit of Drarry about shitty cell reception. - Pansy's Dirty Little Secrets words: 885 (3/5)
Nice little bit of Pansy/Ginny. - routine maintenance 🏳️⚧️ words: 314 (3/5)
Little bit of closeted trans potter.
Little Bits of Fic
- [T4T] 🏳️⚧️ words: 2,616 (5/5)
Potter responds to a personal ad and starts a relationship over texts. - an unlit neon sign 🏳️⚧️ words: 5,089 (5/5)
trans-masc Harry gets back in touch with trans-masc Draco for advice. The boys are boys, god bless them. - the girl who lived (again) 🏳️⚧️ words: 10,330 (5/5)
very quick retelling of the entire series but Harry is trans. Honestly this one made me tear up for some reason. - Hot Box words: 1,937
Girl's only public bath party. - In for a Galleon words: 12,606
Thanks to a betting pool; Harry, Ron and Hermione learn what a throuple is. - Maybe it's Not Blackmail words: 13,801 (4/5)
Pansy likes Harry, was not expecting this ship tbqh - Magically Binding 🏳️⚧️⚠️ words: 5,131 (3/5)
Not much of anything about trans Potter. I'm including because its has transfemme Draco, and holy shit that I want more then anything else now tbqh. - Of Gold and Glitter 🏳️⚧️ words: 1,454 (3/5)
short fic with supportive Ron. - Potions Experiment 🏳️⚧️⚠️ words: 6,598
Potter abuses the tendency of polyjuice potions to be more permanent when animal hair is used. - You Are 🏳️⚧️ words: 2,126 (5/5)
Harry figures something out about herself after a conversation with Draco.
medium length fics, the ongoing ones might grow up to be big fics.
- Hatchets Un-Buried, or, Cassie Malfoys Adventures in Government-Mandated Homewrecking 🏳️⚧️⚠️ words: 15,270 (4/5)
Trans-femme Malfoy has to marry Ron Wesley, no one is happy about this. - Idiots 🏳️⚧️ words: 14,861
Potter and Malfoy instantly become friends and realize they should keep this hidden because of the prejudices of wizarding society. - Just One More Step 🏳️⚧️⚠️ words: 13,602 (4/5)
An eggfic about a post-books homeless Potter. - Shedding Lionskin 🏳️⚧️⚠️ words: 59,825
very teenage edgelord vibes, potter ends up being a sociopath lol. But I found the early part where Potter is bonding with Tonks to be really cute. - Subtlety and Cunning words: 39,963 (3/5)
Harry is sorted into Slytherin, and all his house-mates are convinced this means he's scheming up a devious plan thats too complicated for any of them to understand, and is obviously the perfect leader. I really liked part 1 but sadly part 2 is pretty lame. - the Walking Paradox words: 57,875 (3/5)
Harry and friends die, but get to restart their entire Hogwarts education in hopes of fixing things. Surprisingly cute thing about dealing with trauma. - The Worst School Year 🏳️⚧️⚠️ words: 5,875
Harry gets a chance to redo a very bad year.
Long as Fuck Fanfics
- The Burdens of Self 🏳️⚧️⚠️ words: 882,324
AU where James lives and Holly Potter figures out her gender in year 3. Some really weird typos among other things make this one feel very amateur, but I've found the whole thing charming. - Daisy Evans, The Girl Who Stood True 🏳️⚧️⚠️ words:289,115 (2/5)
Young Harry spots a trans support group flyer and immediately comes out. its chill and cute fluff. - Departure from the Diary ⚠️ words:177,586 (4/5)
Tamelyn Riddle finally escapes from that damn diary into Harry Potter's mind, she is definitely a bad influence on him, lmao. Also its a slow-burn romance between the two, I could not stop reading lol. - Family is More Than Blood ⚠️ words: 620,770
Tonks adopts Harry Potter, its pretty cute. - How to Train Your Animagus words: 424,169
Adult Hermione accidentally travels back in time and encounters Sirius Black, and decides fuck the timeline, lets redo this shit but better. - Kaleidoscopic Grangers 🏳️⚧️ words: 1,512,324
Okay, really strong start that made me cry at one point. Harry is a blind trans girl who is rescued by Child Protective Services and adopted by the Grangers. For a while, its all about these two sisters navigating this magic society that clearly has never even considered the existence of blind, transgender, or autistic people. It gets weaker as it goes, in part because Ariadne (the girl who lived) frankly gets overpowered when it comes to magically seeing things. - Lionheart ⚠️ *words: 744,200 (4/5)
Gross not only is this het, its dramione. Basically Draco meets a real smart girl on the train to Hogwarts, gets sorted into Gryffindor, and his life is changed forever. - Magical Metamorphosis 🏳️⚧️ words: 159,954
Harry is transed by the girls' dorm stairs lol. - The Ties That Bind The Soul 🏳️⚧️ words: 513,047 (2/5)
post-book Harry decides to fuck off because the UK is super bigoted and joins the goblins and figures out her gender. Very funny in how mean the author is to every British character, especially in the year 2025. But I quickly lost interest because it became clear the romance was gonna be between 25 year old Potter and a 18 year old girl who just graduated wizard high school. - Unseen Perspective ⚠️ words: 179,016 (4/5)
Harry learns that Lady Voldemort may not be as bad as he first thought, also she's trying to recruit him. She's an anarchist so this is actually automatically the best.
Abandoned
Surprisingly, people sometimes do not finish their completely unpaid writing about an IP owned by a TERF.
- Mutatum ⚠️ words: 329,946 (2/5)
Harry has to be re-sorted at the start of book 5, but oops, he's been playing around with the dark arts so he gets Slytherin this time. Its Drarry content and also Harry is very obsessed with the spooky magicks. - Paradigm Shift ⚠️ words: 65,771 (2/5)
Harry is re-sorted into Slytherin. This time he's real into researching combat tactics. - Pretending to be Harry Potter (and Other Heartwarming Activities) ⚠️ words: 52,445 (4/5)
Harry gives the horcrux Voldemort in him, a second chance at life. Tom feels real guilty about taking over Harry's life, its really cute. Also has a very silly prequel. - Unexpected Consequences ⚠️ words: 52,025 (3/5)
Harry is re-sorted into Slytherin, inspired Mutatum and Paradigm Shift above.
yeah there's smut.
- The Delicate Parts of You words: 5,089
What if Draco was a lobster and Harry is actually still pretty into that. - Even the Night words: 3,143
Some cute Drarry thats mostly them hanging on a roof. - A Place to Fall words: 2,071 (4/5)
Ginny and Pansy have been dating for a month and its Valentine's day. - Sophie Evans and the unexpected Lesbian Harem 🏳️⚧️⚠️ words: 5,156
trans Potter has a sapphic polycule, its basically what you'd expect from that. - Would you still love me if I was a cloak? words: 2,045
Draco is a cloak and Harry is also into this.